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spooky_uk
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Posted: 07 March 2010 at 9:28am | IP Logged Quote spooky_uk
What did you just ask me???
By spooky_uk

While i am putting the articles and other things into the newsletters i always come up against the same problem, Some of the article do not reach to the end of the page, at the start this was a problem but now if an article does not fill the page and leaves a gap at the bottom i put a little box in there, to which i add, "Did you know?" or "Strange Facts", Basicly this is where i give you little bits of information like, "The Tower of Pisa has never been straight" or "In the last 4000 years no new animals have been domesticated", or "The Roman emperor Caligula made his horse a senator".

In the last six newsletters i have given you a lot of little strange facts, but even so i have not told told you anywhere near to what i have read, and i have read a lot. Some are funny and others are just simply weird, Apart from the facts i have also read a lot of other things, i guess thats why my head is full of useless information, but recently i read something that not only made is laugh hysterically but made me start thinking about things i had either been asked or heard someone else ask somebody, what i am talking about is "Silly questions to ask", Now i am sure at some point someone somewhere has asked you a question, and you have stood there open mouthed thinking you can`t believe they just asked that.  I know i have been asked a few odd things before, so i thought it would be fun put a list together of some silly or odd things to ask. 

ENJOY............ 

#  Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

#  Why is a boxing ring square?

#  Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

#  Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

#  Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

#  If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

#  Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

#  What disease did cured ham actually have?

#  How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

#  Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

#  Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

#  If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

#  So what's the speed of dark?

#  After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

#  Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

#  What do chickens think we taste like?

#  What do you call a male ladybug?

#  What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

#  Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

#  Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

#  How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

#  You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

#  If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

#  If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

#  Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

#  Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

#  Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

#  If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

#  If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?

#  If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

#  Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

#  What is an occasional table the rest of the time?

#  Why does ‘dyslexia’ have to be so hard to spell?

#  If you sneezed on a computer, would it get a virus?

#  What did the designer of the drawing board go back to when his/her original design was a failure?

#  Why do we hang our clothes on a washing line and not a drying line?

#  Why doe`s ‘a fat chance’ and ‘a slim chance’ mean the same thing?

#  Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?

#  Do fish ever get thirsty?

#  Can you get cornered in a round room?

#  Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?

#  What came first, the fruit or the color orange?

#  What should one call a male ladybird?

#  If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?

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Posted: 07 March 2010 at 10:48am | IP Logged Quote midnight_sun

Great now I won't sleep for a week trying to come up with answers.

No seriously thanks Spooky that was very entertaining.
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Posted: 07 March 2010 at 11:17am | IP Logged Quote juliejulies

Login or Register to view imageslol spooky ive been asked some silly things in my time like   ,      & nbsp;         & nbsp;      

what do you call a female daddylong legs

if you sell a car do you wrap it first

 why do you use pegs to hang out washing

why does a washing machine go in a circle when washing

why do we have laces in shoes

 



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Posted: 07 March 2010 at 11:21am | IP Logged Quote MidKnightBlue_1
Oh, these were good, Spooky!!!   Login or Register to view imagesLogin or Register to view images(oh, my freezer has a light)
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Posted: 07 March 2010 at 4:09pm | IP Logged Quote Tuula
Thanks for sharing. I'm thinking so hard now lol!

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Posted: 07 March 2010 at 5:36pm | IP Logged Quote Milkman036
LOL!!! Now that was funny!!!

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Posted: 07 March 2010 at 6:07pm | IP Logged Quote debb8wl
I loved the article !!!   Wonderful job Spooky.  They make ya think don't they LOL

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LOL! i just love those things that make you go hmmm , cool articleLogin or Register to view images

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I know the glue one. Glue does not stick to the inside of the bottle because there is a special layering of chemicals on the inside that disallows the glue to attach.
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